I am going to tell you a thing.
I use, "you," in the broad sense of the word. It's funny, because if I was being 100% honest, I would say that I truly never think that anybody - friend or stranger - reads anything I say here, which is all at once very liberating and borderline embarrassing, because it feels like I just sign in to have a really elaborate conversation with myself every so often. Then I realize that, in a way, that's kind of the essence of my profession, and it doesn't feel quite as bad.
I'm stalling.
Did you (I...me...whatever) notice?
